1 00:00:39,319 --> 00:00:40,512 I now bring to your attention... 2 00:00:40,587 --> 00:00:45,182 one of the most stunning treasures in the British Library's entire collection. 3 00:00:45,258 --> 00:00:46,918 The Magna Carta. 4 00:00:59,305 --> 00:01:00,567 And now, over here... 5 00:01:01,307 --> 00:01:05,971 perhaps the most cherished ancient artifact in the Western world. 6 00:01:06,712 --> 00:01:08,510 The Shroud of Turin. 7 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,829 The Imperial Sword! 8 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:44,540 00:02:07,801 I am honored, but not surprised. 16 00:02:07,873 --> 00:02:11,070 This is the culmination of my career. 17 00:02:12,312 --> 00:02:14,677 The moment that I've been waiting for all my life. 18 00:02:14,747 --> 00:02:16,978 - No, no, no. - Well, not all my life, perhaps... 19 00:02:17,050 --> 00:02:18,914 - No no. - No. Nevertheless... 20 00:02:18,985 --> 00:02:23,149 They want Clouseau, since he is considered the top detective in the world. 21 00:02:23,223 --> 00:02:27,591 We have been asked if Clouseau is available to lead the Dream Team. 22 00:02:27,661 --> 00:02:30,128 - Clouseau? - Yes, yes. 23 00:02:35,435 --> 00:02:38,665 - Is there something wrong? - No, no, not at all. 24 00:02:38,737 --> 00:02:41,729 Would you mind if I use your bathroom just for a moment? 25 00:02:41,807 --> 00:02:43,673 - Certainly. - Thank you. 26 00:02:48,715 --> 00:02:50,045 Clouseau. 27 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:10,432 00:03:53,936 Nine centimeters into the seamy black underbelly of crime. 36 00:04:08,461 --> 00:04:11,555 - You must take the ticket. Take it. - Never! 37 00:04:12,231 --> 00:04:14,223 You must take the ticket. 38 00:04:23,143 --> 00:04:25,771 You're not wearing your seatbelt. 39 00:04:25,845 --> 00:04:28,836 You are going to have to go to traffic school. 40 00:04:36,755 --> 00:04:38,154 00:08:20,345 Sir, Inspector Clouseau is here to see you. 49 00:08:21,915 --> 00:08:23,007 Send him in. 50 00:08:23,081 --> 00:08:26,449 - Clouseau? - I have to appoint him to the Dream Team. 51 00:08:26,519 --> 00:08:29,386 - Clouseau? - Don't ask, don't... 52 00:08:29,454 --> 00:08:33,015 Good afternoon, Chief Inspector. I'm here with my report. 53 00:08:34,326 --> 00:08:35,759 00:08:58,582 Over the last six weeks, I've given out almost four parking tickets. 60 00:08:58,650 --> 00:09:00,642 One at the musée, overtime. 61 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:05,918 And one, you'll recall, to you, in violation of the bent-license-plate law. 62 00:09:05,991 --> 00:09:08,552 - Yes, I recall. - It's all there in the report. 63 00:09:08,628 --> 00:09:11,495 Fascinating. Well, I shall waste no time in reading it. 64 00:09:11,563 --> 00:09:16,024 00:09:41,818 Chief Inspector, I don't even know what you are talking about. 71 00:09:43,028 --> 00:09:44,495 Good work, Clouseau. 72 00:09:44,563 --> 00:09:50,628 Now, to business. I have been instructed to reassign you... 73 00:09:53,605 --> 00:09:54,903 Clouseau? 74 00:09:58,244 --> 00:09:59,575 Clouseau. 75 00:10:12,859 --> 00:10:14,793 We were being recorded. 76 00:10:18,932 --> 00:10:22,799 00:10:44,456 - I said "hamburger". - No, you said "hamburger". 83 00:10:44,524 --> 00:10:46,514 00:11:41,235 The Tornado is at large, and you want me to protect the Pink Panther. 98 00:11:41,313 --> 00:11:42,371 - No. - No? 99 00:11:42,447 --> 00:11:44,540 It is my job to protect the Pink Panther. 100 00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:47,745 You've merely been reassigned to the Dream Team. 101 00:11:49,922 --> 00:11:51,719 That is quite an honor... 102 00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:54,316 - But I cannot accept. - What? 103 00:11:54,394 --> 00:11:56,293 00:12:30,852 Yes, Inspector Dreyfus is sending me on a very dangerous mission. 113 00:12:30,929 --> 00:12:35,196 - For how long? When will you return? - I will return when the criminal is caught. 114 00:12:35,268 --> 00:12:39,226 It could be a month, it could be a year. You understand, Nicole. 115 00:12:39,672 --> 00:12:43,630 - Yes, yes, of course. - Of course, we will have to stay apart. 116 00:12:43,709 --> 00:12:47,975 00:13:29,485 So, even though, technically, we are on duty... 125 00:13:29,554 --> 00:13:33,389 do you think it would be all right to share a bottle of wine? 126 00:13:33,459 --> 00:13:35,552 I think it would be all right. 127 00:13:35,628 --> 00:13:39,222 Then I will select the wine. It is one of my specialties. 128 00:13:43,402 --> 00:13:46,235 I would like to select my own wine. 129 00:13:46,304 --> 00:13:49,763 00:15:29,168 We must never forget to not remember it. 137 00:15:29,241 --> 00:15:32,802 And if we do remember it, we must immediately forget it. 138 00:15:33,846 --> 00:15:37,043 Now, let's have a professional hug goodbye. 139 00:15:42,687 --> 00:15:46,350 I'll be right there. I'll see you in several months. 140 00:15:46,424 --> 00:15:50,691 - No problem. - And I do hope your hearing improves. 141 00:15:57,937 --> 00:16:01,201 00:16:30,960 - Here. Yes. - There? 149 00:16:31,037 --> 00:16:32,868 - Yes. - And then you turn here. 150 00:16:32,937 --> 00:16:34,029 - Of course, yes. - All right. 151 00:16:34,105 --> 00:16:35,163 - And this turns it. - Yeah. 152 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,868 Okay, here we go. 153 00:16:41,813 --> 00:16:43,212 - Exactly. - Yes? 154 00:16:43,282 --> 00:16:47,240 - This case is very strange. - How so, Inspector? 155 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,811 00:17:10,205 London, the Magna Carta. Italy, the sacred Shroud. 162 00:17:12,111 --> 00:17:17,377 The Imperial Sword. Why now? Why all of a sudden? Why? Why? 163 00:17:25,490 --> 00:17:27,391 You need to calm down. 164 00:17:38,503 --> 00:17:39,596 Hey! 165 00:17:46,511 --> 00:17:50,538 What's the matter, Ponton? You seem a little depressed today. 166 00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:54,111 - Is it your wife again? - Yes. 167 00:17:54,953 --> 00:17:57,888 00:18:47,000 This is a bad idea. 182 00:18:51,309 --> 00:18:54,836 00:19:17,926 France is in shock. 190 00:19:18,002 --> 00:19:21,597 The international Dream Team of detectives will begin... 191 00:19:22,842 --> 00:19:27,506 I'm standing outside the Grand Palais where the Pink Panther has been stolen. 192 00:19:34,385 --> 00:19:37,287 Why are they cheering? This is a national tragedy. 193 00:19:37,355 --> 00:19:41,052 We live in a media age. You must learn to adapt. 194 00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:42,957 00:20:31,365 - Yes. I am Nicole. - Yes, so nice to see you again. 203 00:20:31,442 --> 00:20:33,205 You, too, Inspector. 204 00:20:34,445 --> 00:20:38,143 Well, enough of this foreplay. Where are the other detectives? 205 00:20:38,217 --> 00:20:40,377 Yes, they're waiting inside. 206 00:20:41,854 --> 00:20:43,913 I hope no one has tampered with the crime scene. 207 00:20:43,989 --> 00:20:45,547 00:21:49,019 so feel free to use her in any way you wish. 223 00:21:51,557 --> 00:21:54,287 And now there is a crime scene waiting. 224 00:21:56,662 --> 00:21:59,721 Excuse me. "The crime scene." 225 00:22:01,933 --> 00:22:07,634 - That is not Italian, and I do speak English. - Really? Prove it. 226 00:22:08,173 --> 00:22:12,336 Gentlemen, we first have to determine how the crime was committed. 227 00:22:12,411 --> 00:22:15,278 00:22:36,757 - How did you... - Your pupils are noticeably dilated. 235 00:22:36,835 --> 00:22:39,804 And will you be moving out of the Hotel Montmartre? 236 00:22:39,872 --> 00:22:42,170 They are doing construction at night around the Montmartre... 237 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,573 so as not to disturb daytime traffic. 238 00:22:44,643 --> 00:22:48,409 From your puffy eyes, I deduce you spent a sleepless night. 239 00:22:49,147 --> 00:22:52,584 Speaking of traffic, are you enjoying your Smart car? 240 00:22:53,484 --> 00:22:55,384 Your trousers are wrinkled behind the knees. 241 00:22:55,453 --> 00:22:59,480 And how do you think your favorite football team, Arsenal, will do this year? 242 00:22:59,557 --> 00:23:01,890 That matchbox is from the only bar in Paris... 243 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,894 that shows English football telecasts. 244 00:23:03,961 --> 00:23:06,088 00:23:25,606 Stop the insanity and look at this. 252 00:23:26,884 --> 00:23:29,979 Il Tornado is not as careful as he thinks. 253 00:23:34,226 --> 00:23:38,890 Fingerprint. With this small piece of glass, the case is practically solved. 254 00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:42,960 This one has a fingerprint. 255 00:23:45,104 --> 00:23:47,470 This one has a fingerprint, too. 256 00:23:47,538 --> 00:23:49,439 This one has a fingerprint. 257 00:23:49,508 --> 00:23:53,342 00:25:31,369 Tornado, I'm coming to get you. There's your one. 282 00:25:34,947 --> 00:25:37,779 I was able to discover this Tornado hacked the security system... 283 00:25:37,849 --> 00:25:42,252 from a remote location and turned off all the alarms and surveillance scanners. 284 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,813 - Can you trace the source? - Yes, but it will take time. 285 00:25:48,192 --> 00:25:52,128 - You are new here? - Yes, hello. Mrs. Berenger. 286 00:25:52,197 --> 00:25:54,858 - I know who you are, Inspector. - Do you? 287 00:25:54,932 --> 00:25:57,799 Due to the media frenzy surrounding this case... 288 00:25:57,869 --> 00:26:02,568 I've been assigned to instruct employees on political and social correctness. 289 00:26:03,107 --> 00:26:05,941 It's always nice to have a very sexy woman... 290 00:26:06,010 --> 00:26:08,877 clomping around the building in high heels. 291 00:26:12,150 --> 00:26:17,451 00:28:29,945 - Drab? - And she is disgusting. 324 00:28:30,021 --> 00:28:32,786 - Disgusting? - Yeah, she's drab and disgusting. 325 00:28:32,857 --> 00:28:34,450 I think you are wrong, Clouseau. 326 00:28:34,526 --> 00:28:37,825 You see, you and I, we are men of the world, no? 327 00:28:37,895 --> 00:28:41,194 We've had all these sexy and glamorous women, right? 328 00:28:42,467 --> 00:28:46,130 Yes, in fact, I believe you've made a conquest of your own... 329 00:28:47,506 --> 00:28:49,201 in Miss Solandres. 330 00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:57,005 Clouseau, you are a lover. 331 00:28:57,883 --> 00:29:02,582 And Nicole is a woman for a lifetime, a woman to have the babies with. 332 00:29:02,653 --> 00:29:06,112 - To have the babies? - Yes, lots and lots of the babies. 333 00:29:07,358 --> 00:29:09,417 All day long the babies. 334 00:29:11,430 --> 00:29:13,489 All day long the babies? 335 00:29:14,799 --> 00:29:16,061 Ponton. 336 00:29:17,635 --> 00:29:20,570 00:29:43,993 - But why? - Because it is a stereotype. 343 00:29:45,197 --> 00:29:47,757 Inspector, are you prejudiced against Asians? 344 00:29:47,833 --> 00:29:51,064 Well, of course not. Except when they drive. 345 00:29:51,135 --> 00:29:52,397 Have you ever seen them drive? 346 00:29:52,471 --> 00:29:54,597 They can hardly see over the steering wheel. 347 00:29:54,673 --> 00:29:58,131 - Inspector. - Well, I'm sorry, Mrs. Berenger. 348 00:29:58,210 --> 00:30:02,044 I suppose I'm a bit of a dumb blonde about this. 349 00:30:02,114 --> 00:30:05,742 00:30:31,374 - You did it again! - No, I didn't. 359 00:30:31,442 --> 00:30:32,467 - Yes, you did. - I did not. 360 00:30:32,544 --> 00:30:34,478 - Yes, you did. - Oh, my God, look! 361 00:30:34,546 --> 00:30:36,069 Oh, my God... 362 00:30:50,828 --> 00:30:52,090 Exactly? 363 00:30:52,463 --> 00:30:54,864 I had it out with my wife. 364 00:30:54,932 --> 00:30:57,992 I told her that she must not question me about my work... 365 00:30:58,068 --> 00:31:02,130 00:31:31,859 They are my sons, Louis and Antoine. They took my side of the argument. 374 00:31:31,936 --> 00:31:33,426 And this is Jacques. 375 00:31:33,505 --> 00:31:36,440 They named him after you. They idolize you. 376 00:31:43,847 --> 00:31:46,180 Uncle Jacques, what's that? 377 00:31:48,019 --> 00:31:51,546 That is an award given to me by the President of France. 378 00:31:52,723 --> 00:31:53,986 Go ahead. 379 00:31:56,560 --> 00:32:00,361 00:32:29,250 Wow! 388 00:32:29,326 --> 00:32:31,557 - You like karate? - We love it. 389 00:32:32,396 --> 00:32:33,829 Remember, boys. 390 00:32:33,897 --> 00:32:40,394 The secret to a successful karate attack is the element of surprise. 391 00:32:49,213 --> 00:32:51,010 - Good one. - Thank you. 392 00:32:55,086 --> 00:32:59,215 To find the Tornado, we must consider his motives. 393 00:32:59,290 --> 00:33:03,159 00:33:11,461 No. These items are too famous to be sold. 397 00:33:11,536 --> 00:33:15,596 Only the Pink Panther can be cut up and sold as smaller gems. 398 00:33:15,673 --> 00:33:18,199 I suspect that's what he wants. 399 00:33:18,276 --> 00:33:19,936 I have something. 400 00:33:21,512 --> 00:33:27,611 00:34:17,492 that Avellaneda's not just the Tornado's fence, but the Tornado himself. 409 00:34:17,568 --> 00:34:18,695 He is the right age. 410 00:34:18,769 --> 00:34:21,000 Do we have a sample of his DNA? 411 00:34:21,072 --> 00:34:24,530 Not yet, but we should be in Rome in one hour. 412 00:34:24,608 --> 00:34:26,474 Where is our pilot? 413 00:34:26,543 --> 00:34:30,001 I don't trust any other pilot for my plane but myself. 414 00:34:30,882 --> 00:34:32,315 00:35:17,824 00:35:51,585 00:36:10,146 The very word that he used to describe you. 432 00:36:10,949 --> 00:36:13,509 - He called me drab? - And disgusting. 433 00:36:14,652 --> 00:36:16,016 Disgusting? 434 00:36:18,690 --> 00:36:20,021 Thank you. 435 00:36:35,405 --> 00:36:38,340 Hey Ponton. Tell me more about Inspector Clouseau. 436 00:36:38,409 --> 00:36:42,106 He's a brilliant man, unorthodox, oblique. 437 00:36:42,780 --> 00:36:44,873 But I can tell you with absolute confidence... 438 00:36:44,949 --> 00:36:47,644 he's the man who will solve this case. 439 00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:50,483 Ponton-san, you are crazy. 440 00:36:52,990 --> 00:36:55,824 If Clouseau solves this case, I am perfectly willing to run around... 441 00:36:55,893 --> 00:36:59,193 like a bare-bummed idiot wearing nothing but a tutu. 442 00:37:01,431 --> 00:37:03,559 Well, let's talk about Avellaneda. 443 00:37:03,635 --> 00:37:07,297 - What are his proclivities? - He's an art connoisseur... 444 00:37:07,371 --> 00:37:08,998 but because of his questionable dealings... 445 00:37:09,072 --> 00:37:11,802 he was thrown out of Spain and must live here. 446 00:37:11,876 --> 00:37:15,106 You see? He has squandered his reputation... 447 00:37:15,179 --> 00:37:17,943 and he is forced to live in the woods like an animal... 448 00:37:18,016 --> 00:37:20,074 with the shame of being a criminal. 449 00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:24,952 If there is one absolute truth in this world, it is that crime does not pay. 450 00:37:34,898 --> 00:37:37,423 You say the bullet hole is behind his right shoulder? 451 00:37:37,501 --> 00:37:38,525 Yes. 452 00:37:38,603 --> 00:37:43,130 Then all we have to do is figure out a way to get him to remove his shirt. 453 00:37:51,949 --> 00:37:54,009 I was half expecting you. 454 00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,085 00:38:34,255 Nicole. 462 00:38:34,324 --> 00:38:39,422 While the Dream Team plays its little games, I am going to snoop around. 463 00:38:44,735 --> 00:38:46,135 Who cares? 464 00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:55,110 So, gentlemen and ladies, please make yourselves at home. 465 00:38:56,347 --> 00:38:58,211 Now, how can I help you? 466 00:38:58,282 --> 00:39:02,047 Mr. Avellaneda, where were you last Friday evening? 467 00:39:02,119 --> 00:39:04,815 00:39:30,108 My security system. 476 00:39:42,659 --> 00:39:44,684 Answer this question. 477 00:39:44,762 --> 00:39:48,527 In the past, you admitted to dealings with II Tornado? 478 00:39:48,599 --> 00:39:51,090 Yes, but that was 10 years ago. 479 00:39:51,168 --> 00:39:54,400 Besides, I never saw his face. 480 00:39:54,472 --> 00:39:57,771 How did you conduct these transactions if you never saw his face? 481 00:39:57,842 --> 00:40:01,505 00:40:21,295 No, I've told you. I am not the Tornado. 489 00:40:21,364 --> 00:40:23,161 How did you pay him? 490 00:40:24,001 --> 00:40:26,902 With deposits into Swiss bank accounts. 491 00:40:26,971 --> 00:40:29,302 Numbered. Untraceable. 492 00:40:31,175 --> 00:40:33,074 I understand. 493 00:40:33,143 --> 00:40:37,342 Look, I know my answers are less than satisfactory. 494 00:40:38,449 --> 00:40:40,416 00:41:04,735 That I must strip down and remove my clothes... 503 00:41:04,809 --> 00:41:06,969 in the sanctity of my own home... 504 00:41:07,043 --> 00:41:11,481 before a group of people I've only just met just to prove my innocence? 505 00:41:11,548 --> 00:41:13,449 Well, it wouldn't hurt. 506 00:41:15,018 --> 00:41:17,579 Fine. Let's get it over with, then. 507 00:41:29,900 --> 00:41:32,425 I believe it was the right shoulder. 508 00:41:41,112 --> 00:41:46,139 00:42:40,092 Yes. Of course you have. 517 00:42:46,077 --> 00:42:50,275 Clouseau Inspector, I even checked all the house's computers. 518 00:42:50,347 --> 00:42:52,646 None of them are used to hack into the museum. 519 00:42:52,717 --> 00:42:53,978 Still... 520 00:42:54,585 --> 00:42:57,815 Clouseau, can't you see what's plain in front of you? 521 00:42:57,889 --> 00:43:00,585 Your unrelenting stubbornness is maddening. 522 00:43:00,657 --> 00:43:05,425 And I'm telling you I sense the presence of the Tornado in that house. 523 00:43:14,405 --> 00:43:16,396 They don't know anything. 524 00:43:17,675 --> 00:43:20,802 That blasted bullet wound. It's my mark. 525 00:43:23,246 --> 00:43:25,146 One day they'll find me. 526 00:43:25,215 --> 00:43:27,309 You're in no danger, Laurence. 527 00:43:27,385 --> 00:43:29,409 This is all very strange. 528 00:43:30,655 --> 00:43:32,646 I even know one of them. 529 00:43:33,324 --> 00:43:34,552 00:44:11,389 "shred a simple reminder of a dinner appointment?" 539 00:44:11,461 --> 00:44:13,293 Good work, Ponton. 540 00:44:14,231 --> 00:44:17,461 - So what should we do? - Our jobs, Ponton. 541 00:44:17,534 --> 00:44:22,597 We investigate, see who he's eating with. Perhaps the Tornado. 542 00:44:23,740 --> 00:44:24,833 You go on ahead. 543 00:44:24,909 --> 00:44:29,039 00:44:50,690 Why is he saying that? 547 00:44:50,768 --> 00:44:54,295 No, he is saying, "My wife will not be back in Italy until Sunday". 548 00:44:54,371 --> 00:44:58,137 - No wonder he shredded the message. - What is all this? 549 00:44:58,208 --> 00:45:00,403 Before they opened tonight, I snuck in... 550 00:45:00,478 --> 00:45:03,878 found out which table he'd reserved, and planted a bug. 551 00:45:03,947 --> 00:45:07,748 But how did you find out which table they would be seated at? 552 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,788 You rubbed your fingers together. 553 00:45:12,356 --> 00:45:14,085 That is surprising. 554 00:45:18,695 --> 00:45:21,289 What is she doing here with him? 555 00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:26,132 00:46:24,952 It's very nice.